I recently picked up one of their 3d TVs and am feeling it super hard. Contrary to what my family believes, spending outrageous sums of money on frivolous toys makes this DTS writer feel extra elite. And, you know I put it on the Mitsubishi Diamond card. Holler! Get you one.

JennieJune.com – This site needs some promotion. It has a sizable amount of images, decent biographical information, and should be the nexus of Ms. June’s online image. However, it ranks on the bottom of the first page of Google. I plan to fix that by helping out with the Internet love department. Holler.

Google Image Search – Plain and simple. If you want a simple way to check out what pics are the most popular on the net, then this is your spot. I got another one for you, too, [jennie june model]. Most of these images appear to be from The 305 shoot she did back in October of 2009 and the apparent originator over at artraged.deviant.com. Oldies but goodies.

HONEY – Speaking of The 305, here’s a link over to that gallery of the fair, Ms. June. Themes are typical; i.e., black and white garment matched with pink garment. Tattoos look good. Nose ring looks good. The bikini shots by the pool are notable in that Ms. June is rather fair skinned. If the sun has a heart, it will rest its rays easy on fine porcelain.

Model Mayhem – This model site is pretty legitimate. It seems like if you’re an attractive person that wants to put their face up on the net and get paid for shoots, this is the spot. As for Ms. June’s presence on this site, it’s painfully underwhelming. Obviously, I’d like to see some sort of badge that says she’s ranks very highly on Diamond Trap Star. Check the link to her profile and then the link to her gallery.

OpenZine – This magazine’s style site is something DTS can get behind. We’re all about web sites that let people promote their creative endeavours at will and in an open fashion. We’re also not opposed to the layout and the pic selection. Also, if it’s true that anyone with an idea for an article can hop aboard and put something up, the world may see an expose on the one, DTS. Also, as semi precious diamond encrusted skate punks from way back, the team at Diamond Trap Star can really get behind a lady in a Misfits shirt. Call us corny, but we dig a scenester chick.

MySpace – Granted, we’re really not all that familiar with the musical version of Facebook. In most cases, MySpace doesn’t seem to display correctly on my screen. However, that’s not to say there aren’t some worthwhile pages to check out; e.g., the official Jennie June page. The bummer is that MySpace just isn’t that professional.

Tumblr – For the hipster nerds that are into riot girls residing in the Midwest, check out the Jennie June official tumblr page. It’s pretty solid if you’re interested in lifting up the skirt on a model type’s personal life aka musings on cats and the Jonas Brothers. The title of her page is “keeping secrets, telling lies” which seems like a solid philosophy to have in any line of work.

Finally, as new collections of Jennie artifacts surface on the net, the fans here at DTS will do our best to organize what’s good and give love to what should be easily found on the net. I’m trying to see a Midwest transplant make it big out there.

Now, back to business. I just dipped into my traffic report and it turns out little old Diamond Trap Star is ranking number one for the phrase, “Gucci Mane King of Diamonds.” However, as soon as those searchers get here they leave super quick. My guess is they are looking for that mix tape of the same name. So, readers always in mind, you know I’m going to try and come through for you all with the mix tape news.

But, here’s the problem. I’m pretty sure the “King of Diamonds” mix tape isn’t available yet. Actually, I’m not even sure it’s going to be released with that name. Regardless, I’m going to keep doing the research and will have a link or something similar as soon as it drops. So, until I’m able to “get it,” you’re just going to have to wait. My apologies.

Anyway, MIA’s new album “Maya” hits stores or the Internet on July 13, 2010. As far as diamonds, here’s the scoop, according to Diplo, M.I.A.’s new album sounds ”like Gucci Mane meets Animal Collective.” I’m not sure what an animal collective is, but I do know what a Gucci Mane is. Therefore, gucci!

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Diamond Trap Star reads a few crucial sites related to the diamond industry. One such site, The305.com, is known to display some of the baddest non-nude chicks the Internet has to offer for blog side margins. The chick in question, Jennie June.

Now, DTS has noticed Jennie’s “potential” before, and we want to congratulate her mother and father for producing such a lovely young lady; however, it wasn’t until we did some recent pic searching after being “moved” by her The305.com image that we discovered that the very “talented” Miss June has a rather spectacular diamond on her chest.

Here at DTS, we value diamonds of all shapes, brilliance, cut, etc. However, we particularly value rare diamonds of flesh. Therefore, Jennie June, congratulations. You have been chosen as the Diamond Trap Star Patron Model of Diamond Tattoos. May the diamond continue to look favorably upon you.

Current, recent, and future fans of Jennie June can check out her Playboy interview.

Fashion Note: Those button fly jean shorts are amazing. Well done.

The reason the folks at DTS will miss the homecoming of Gucci Mane after a stint in Fulton County lockup is because they will be mingling/raging/getting wasted at any number of events surrounding the Indianapolis 500 that takes place on Memorial Day weekend.

If you’re going to be in Miami on May 28, 2010, I suggest a visit to the King of Diamonds. Check the flyer for details. Also, if the rumors about KoD having, “over 100 exotic dancers from around the world, full friction, full liquor, full nudity, 12 skybox suites, 41 ultra VIP rooms, men’s barber shop, auto detailing service, fine dining and more,” count me jealous. I want pics.

If you’re going to be in “butt city” AKA The Nap AKA Indy AKA The Motor Sports Capital of the World AKA Diamondville next weekend, then hit us up in the comments and we’ll hit you up at the track.

Regardless of their diamond-less status, if Juelz Santana has a pair of Poplar pieces resting easy on an I-may-have-spent-the-Winter-in-Aspen-dippin’-biscotti-in-hot-chocolate-with-Cam paunch, then count us fanned. Good to know we’re not the only ones that put on a lil weight. Nice pinky ring, by the way. It confirms in our minds that a hint of ice will always pull the look together.

Also, the photographer did a wonderful job of putting this shot together. No sarcasm. I’d like to see something similar for a mix-tape cover. However, before I’d let the pushers begin hosting my download, I’d pull that little antennae out from my guy’s left ear.