Diamond Trap Star

The headline is true. DTS will totally miss the Gucci Mane homecoming blowout at Miami’s hottest gentleman’s club, King of Diamonds. Pity. However, while DTS failed to get an invite or a plane ticket, we are still pleased to make the acquaintance of a strip club owned by a diamond monarch. (Note: to the King of Diamonds web master, I’d be interested in chatting. I think the web team at DTS could offer some sound consulting advice.)

The reason the folks at DTS will miss the homecoming of Gucci Mane after a stint in Fulton County lockup is because they will be mingling/raging/getting wasted at any number of events surrounding the Indianapolis 500 that takes place on Memorial Day weekend.

If you’re going to be in Miami on May 28, 2010, I suggest a visit to the King of Diamonds. Check the flyer for details. Also, if the rumors about KoD having, “over 100 exotic dancers from around the world, full friction, full liquor, full nudity, 12 skybox suites, 41 ultra VIP rooms, men’s barber shop, auto detailing service, fine dining and more,” count me jealous. I want pics.

If you’re going to be in “butt city” AKA The Nap AKA Indy AKA The Motor Sports Capital of the World AKA Diamondville next weekend, then hit us up in the comments and we’ll hit you up at the track.